GAME DAY REPORT • The Pigpen (Away)

Deadly Cows vs Porkers Spurs

112 - 110
CURDLED FAILURE (LOSS)
Logged on: 2026-05-20
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🏆 Moo-VP of the Game

Phillip Lee

Moo-Value Index: 54.2 (40 PTS, 6 REB, 3 AST)

"Carried the herd to glory today. A legendary day in the pasture!"

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🥛 Lactose-Intolerant Player (LIP)

Stephen Kruse

Moo-Value Index: 2.9 (1 Airballs, 3 Bozos)

"Spilled the milk and forgot how to chew cud. Send back to the barn."

📊 The Box Score

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Player MIN PTS REB AST STL BLK TO PF AIR BOZO MVI (Game)
#8 Jack Slivken 15 3 2 2 0 1 1 2 0 0 6.9
#50 John Andreou 32 20 8 5 1 0 6 4 1 2 13.1
#6 Maxwell Glaubinger 30 15 2 5 0 0 2 1 3 0 11.9
#22 Michael Abrams 35 2 22 1 2 2 2 4 0 1 25.9
#11 Nik Gundrum 16 15 7 0 1 3 1 2 1 0 24.9
#0 Noah Shulman 15 5 1 3 1 0 1 1 1 0 7.2
#17 Patrick Rossiello 12 4 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 5.7
#21 Phillip Lee [Moo-VP 👑] 40 40 6 3 2 1 1 2 0 0 54.2
#18 Stephen Kruse [LIP 🥛] 25 8 12 0 1 3 3 5 1 3 2.9
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